And also I wasn't kidding about The Office thing. The Menthol The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a numerous amounts of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. Tea Bag To perform the tea bag, have the girl lay flat on her back. Hole In One The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. How to: Lie on your back while your partner lies facedown on top of you. Valedictorian Women's Health How to: Such a small modification can make a crazy impact.
And you can help your partner go deeper by holding their hands as he thrusts. Waterfall Women's Health How to: For this variation of , have your partner lie with their torso off the edge of bed while you hop on top. Well, due to the nature of this position, you'll feel more of your partner's body in motion. The keys are clothing, stuff in the way and being in an open space. Beef Curtain The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
Well, nothing too weird, as in creepy fetishes or stuff that could get your arrested. Instead of pumping, grind against your partner's pelvis and slide your vulva against and down their shaft. When she digs in, she will find nice surprise. Weird sex positions naturally gravitate towards flipping and turning worlds upside-down. Why it's great: Don't let the ethereal name fool you—this weird sex position will definitely make you feel totally naughty.
And better for you than margarine! But then, if you picked the spider, you'd get the extra special notoriety of being super weird and gross at the same time, because spiders are the opposite of sex. She suggests these three: Spooning is best-known as the cuddle position and for many, it's more of a go-to position post-coitally -- during which both parties fall asleep. Warfare Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. There is no way I'm having an orgasm when I'm trying not to throw my back out. Then, inconspicuously insert your penis through the bottom of the tub into the popcorn and casually offer some to your bitch.
This experience will vary in intensity, depending on thigh density. It's work for both parties on top of the physical exertion you normally enjoy during sex. Dirty Sanchez A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. Paying The Rent A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, while the man holds the back of her calves and bangs ferociously. Selling-the-Blues Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc.
I feel like I can barely move. But consider this a warm-up — you're getting yourself primed for a more intense orgasm. There are some issues with this position, not the least of which is that it requires the woman to take her entire weight plus the force of man-thrusting on her neck. Dog In A Bathtub This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. From here, you get the same full-body press good news for your clit.
How to: Lie on your right side. As if I don't have enough to worry about without focusing on your sack? With your guy sitting on the edge of the bed—or couch, or kitchen chair—position yourself on his lap with the tops of your thighs pressed against his and your legs stretching behind his back. Dutch Oven Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing. Valedictorian This easy transition from missionary may not seem like a clitoris-pleaser, but a tweak makes it work. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy.
Then, you both lean back and let the pleasure commence. Have him enter you from here. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. This should unveil the hard-to-reach clit in all its glory, exposing this little love button to a lot more action.
Pro tip: Lean back farther to help this position really hit your G-spot, and have your partner rub your clit at the same time. Simply have the man lay, upside-down, with their backs against the side of the bed. Chicanery Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. It's doggie style, but with no pressure on knees. The spider is a solid option for any couple: Sit facing one another with your legs staggered so that you end up crotch to crotch. On paper it sounds awesome -- you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours, then later we lick crotches. Why it's great: Similar to the spider, this head-to-toe position is a great opp to have a full view of each other's bodies.
Then you squat over her with your hands on your knees, and gently dip your nut sac in and out of her mouth in a motion similar to performing some kind of fucked up yoga exercise. Just choose a piece of food that you and your male friends like to eat. That way, you may be able to support yourself enough to get the job done on your own. When the suggestion to do this position comes up, I say, 'no, let's do this much better thing! Bear Claw A synonym for extremely large pussy lips. Blumpy You need to find a real tramp to do this right. Intrigued by the idea of , but unsure as to what that actually means? The key here is getting really close, then changing up the direction of your movements. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.